The Cubs keep running out of hitters
Then again, they hardly have any to begin with

Then again, they hardly have any to begin with
This one goes off the rails from Cubs trade targets to Kap's trade targets to Yacht or Nyacht to David Lee Roth's isolated vocals
Seiya deserves to be an All-Star. The NL didn't pick him. Screw those guys.
David Brown and I helpfully tell teams which of them are in sell mode
Plus, Carson Kelly All-Star? Should Busch face lefties? Why isn't Steve Stone in the Utility Tunnel of Fame?