The Cubs keep running out of hitters
Then again, they hardly have any to begin with
Then again, they hardly have any to begin with
How many players on the injured list equals five dead?
Jed's faulty roster and the Cubs' inability to stay healthy has lowered the bar to a manageable height to stumble over
Sometimes the umps try to show how smart they are
And how likable is Petecrow really? (Very likable is the only answer.)