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Monday Morning Cubbin' Down
The Cubs signed more kids and an old stiff, Theo got a job, and new rules!
Andy Dolan
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Bears stuck in the slime zone
Even a kid friendly telecast couldn't hide what a mess this team is
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Playoff purview
Super Wild Card week is not really a thing, but let's get ready anyway
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They're not booing Marquee they're saying Boog
And then once they stop they'll start booing Marquee again
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The Bears get more than they deserve
Because they deserve nothing
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Dear Cubs, f-Yu
These Cubs aren't even savvy enough to pretend to be trying to win
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The Bears have two paths to the playoffs
One doesn't require them winning on Sunday. They'll probably go for that one.
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The Bears are lurking near the playoffs
But if you listen to games on the radio you probably don't know that
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It's gonna be a long offseason
And maybe not just for the Cubs
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Len Kasper's departure says a lot about Marquee
And it's all bad
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Cubs refuse to pay our large adult son
Their market isn't small, but their ambitions are
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The Cubs and Bears face pretty simple decisions
And both seem ready to botch them