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Jed's running a tab at the mediocre white guy free agent store
Hunter Harvey is just the latest in a long line of pale meh
Willson's finally free...sort of
And, why are we supposed to believe that Jed can build a bullpen on the fly again?
We found something else Matt Shaw's really bad at
Ever wonder what it would be like if Kenny Bania spoke at a rally?
Prospect Perverts need to find a new kink
The Cubs' draft success is hilariously overrated