Tom Ricketts is "super optimistic"
Super optimistic that dopes like you and me will throw money at this team regardless of their success.
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Things could be worse for Dansby
But not much
Did Tom Dreesen ever tell you the one about Frank Sinatra?
The Cubs oldest bat boy passed away Wednesday at 86
The Cubs haven't had a token All-Star in nearly 50 years
And Petecrow's resurgence means they won't have one this year, either
You're not going to like who's going to trade for Tarik Skubal
Oh, it won't be the Cubs