Cubs sign Opie Cunningham
And a 'backup' catcher, wink-wink, nudge-nudge-Willson-out-the-door
And a 'backup' catcher, wink-wink, nudge-nudge-Willson-out-the-door
None of this makes any sense
And it turns out the Cubs really 'want' Tarik Skubal, but not really
The defense bailed the Bears out on a rough night for the offense and special teams
It's all downhill from here, Cubs.