As the losing mounts, the Cubs honor themselves
And, even MLB wants the Cubs to just screw off and go to Iowa
And, even MLB wants the Cubs to just screw off and go to Iowa
None of this makes any sense
And it turns out the Cubs really 'want' Tarik Skubal, but not really
The defense bailed the Bears out on a rough night for the offense and special teams
It's all downhill from here, Cubs.