As the losing mounts, the Cubs honor themselves
And, even MLB wants the Cubs to just screw off and go to Iowa

And, even MLB wants the Cubs to just screw off and go to Iowa
And Joe Ricketts is up to no good in Montana
Oleg and Praz are here to talk trades, PECOTA and farewell to little worthless Nick
The Padres still owe us, big time.
The Cubs might not be done adding (they shouldn't be) and the Bears are hiring coaches